You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

I remember the guys on the podcast saying something about this one time. Something about going outside in the snow and saying, "It's really Skyrim out today."

What a great idea for a topic.

Yesterday I was at a gas station getting some junk food with my gf. Before we left we went to the candy aisle. I grabbed two of those Cookies n' Cream candy bar things. I snuck one into my pocket.

I said I would have stolen something bigger, but my sneak level was only lvl 15.

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when a library becomes a place to "skill up"

when you yell "fus ro dah" at the stop light hopeing it will change to green.

Whenever you give or take something to/ from someone you say ""I need to trade some things with you".

Rather than browsing shops you stride over to the shopkeeper past all its produce and shout "What do you have for sale?"

I was watching a comedy show on netflix the other day and the guy was playing a piano. On top of the piano were 5 or 6 colored bells and I turned to my friend and said, "Ooh...look. Potions."

...you are outdoors and quickly grab samples of all the foliage as you are walking past...! or when you are eating at a restaurant with your nephew and instinctively grab the gold coin candy out of his kid's meal... jeez...

... you're at the office and the boss is talking to you about a rather annoying job you're supposed to do, and you think to yourself, I need to tab out of this conversation... I don't want this quest.

Minus2Degrees wrote:... you're at the office and the boss is talking to you about a rather annoying job you're supposed to do, and you think to yourself, I need to tab out of this conversation... I don't want this quest.

If you can't tab out it must be a daedric quest.

....you dream about your 13 pound dog beating a dragon in two shots.

Minus2Degrees wrote:... you're at the office and the boss is talking to you about a rather annoying job you're supposed to do, and you think to yourself, I need to tab out of this conversation... I don't want this quest.

BRILLIANT!!!!
...as I have done this with conversations involving coworkers that won't shut up.

when you watch the sky's every 5 minutes looking for dragons

whenever you right skyrim whenever you try to write the word sky

...when you find yourself calling someone a "milkdrinker" instead of "douche" in everyday conversation.

When a boy asks about you and you replied
"What a curious question. Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, knitting and unicorns. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll, on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn... which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I'm a woman of refined, yet simple tastes."

...when you name your kid "Dovahkiin"... not me, but I read that a couple did this for real... and gets free games 4 life from Bethesda - hah!

[quote="Mistress Lebeau"]

Minus2Degrees wrote:I have done this with conversations involving coworkers that won't shut up.

And don't get me started about the annoying people on train platforms.

Must not use Unrelenting Force... Must not use Unrelenting Force... Must not use Unrelenting Force... Must not use Unrelenting Force...

When you hear loud traffic in the distance and think it's a dragon.

Every time you see a flower, bush or butterfly you wonder...is that the one I need for "Fortify Enchanting"

... every time you see a rock, you grab two pickaxes and swing wildly towards it.

... whenever you see a small bag, you get on your knees and grab it without even noticing its contents.

... you want to buy a house, you go to the city hall.

... you ask random people for training

... you try to pluck wings off random bitterflies

Chysonallite wrote:...
... you try to pluck wings off random bitterflies

hahahahah - thats messed up :-)

When someone is rude to you in public, and you catch yourself imagining what it would be like to slice their heads off with dual fiery swords hahahahaha blood spraying all over the place hahahaahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA[cough] sorry.

... before you go through a door, you try to quicksave.

... you bring a bow to a graveyard.

... you assign talents to stars in the constellations.

... you look through all your stuff for a half-hour before you find your phone.

You call cats Kahjiits.

I'm training my 10 month old Golden Retriever how to "play dead." But instead of using the command, "play dead," to make him fall over, I'll say, "Fus Ro Dah!"