You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

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You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Laurphiin on Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:27 pm

I remember the guys on the podcast saying something about this one time. Something about going outside in the snow and saying, "It's really Skyrim out today."

What a great idea for a topic.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Laurphiin on Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:30 pm

Yesterday I was at a gas station getting some junk food with my gf. Before we left we went to the candy aisle. I grabbed two of those Cookies n' Cream candy bar things. I snuck one into my pocket.

I said I would have stolen something bigger, but my sneak level was only lvl 15.

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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Joe Wilson on Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:42 pm

when a library becomes a place to "skill up"

when you yell "fus ro dah" at the stop light hopeing it will change to green.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Herxes on Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:17 pm

Whenever you give or take something to/ from someone you say ""I need to trade some things with you".

Rather than browsing shops you stride over to the shopkeeper past all its produce and shout "What do you have for sale?"

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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Kypsalis on Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:34 pm

I was watching a comedy show on netflix the other day and the guy was playing a piano. On top of the piano were 5 or 6 colored bells and I turned to my friend and said, "Ooh...look. Potions."
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  pgoon on Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:49 pm

...you are outdoors and quickly grab samples of all the foliage as you are walking past...! or when you are eating at a restaurant with your nephew and instinctively grab the gold coin candy out of his kid's meal... jeez...
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Minus2Degrees on Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:32 pm

... you're at the office and the boss is talking to you about a rather annoying job you're supposed to do, and you think to yourself, I need to tab out of this conversation... I don't want this quest.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Herxes on Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:55 am

Minus2Degrees wrote:... you're at the office and the boss is talking to you about a rather annoying job you're supposed to do, and you think to yourself, I need to tab out of this conversation... I don't want this quest.

If you can't tab out it must be a daedric quest.

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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  solitude1984 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:23 am

....you dream about your 13 pound dog beating a dragon in two shots.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Mistress Lebeau on Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:44 pm

Minus2Degrees wrote:... you're at the office and the boss is talking to you about a rather annoying job you're supposed to do, and you think to yourself, I need to tab out of this conversation... I don't want this quest.
BRILLIANT!!!!
...as I have done this with conversations involving coworkers that won't shut up.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Candc4 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:10 pm

when you watch the sky's every 5 minutes looking for dragons

whenever you right skyrim whenever you try to write the word sky

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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Mistress Lebeau on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:21 pm

...when you find yourself calling someone a "milkdrinker" instead of "douche" in everyday conversation.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Candc4 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:25 pm

When a boy asks about you and you replied
"What a curious question. Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, knitting and unicorns. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll, on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn... which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I'm a woman of refined, yet simple tastes."

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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  pgoon on Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:09 pm

...when you name your kid "Dovahkiin"... not me, but I read that a couple did this for real... and gets free games 4 life from Bethesda - hah!
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Minus2Degrees on Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:47 pm

[quote="Mistress Lebeau"]
Minus2Degrees wrote:I have done this with conversations involving coworkers that won't shut up.

And don't get me started about the annoying people on train platforms.

Must not use Unrelenting Force... Must not use Unrelenting Force... Must not use Unrelenting Force... Must not use Unrelenting Force...
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Laurphiin on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:53 am

When you hear loud traffic in the distance and think it's a dragon.
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Too Much Skyrim when

Post  Cystron on Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:26 am

Every time you see a flower, bush or butterfly you wonder...is that the one I need for "Fortify Enchanting"

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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Chysonallite on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:49 pm

... every time you see a rock, you grab two pickaxes and swing wildly towards it.

... whenever you see a small bag, you get on your knees and grab it without even noticing its contents.

... you want to buy a house, you go to the city hall.

... you ask random people for training

... you try to pluck wings off random bitterflies
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  pgoon on Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:10 pm

Chysonallite wrote:...
... you try to pluck wings off random bitterflies

hahahahah - thats messed up :-)
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Minus2Degrees on Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:37 pm

When someone is rude to you in public, and you catch yourself imagining what it would be like to slice their heads off with dual fiery swords hahahahaha blood spraying all over the place hahahaahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA[cough] sorry.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Chysonallite on Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:37 pm

... before you go through a door, you try to quicksave.

... you bring a bow to a graveyard.

... you assign talents to stars in the constellations.

... you look through all your stuff for a half-hour before you find your phone.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Laurphiin on Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:31 am

You call cats Kahjiits.
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Re: You know you're addicted to Skyrim when....

Post  Laurphiin on Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:30 pm

I'm training my 10 month old Golden Retriever how to "play dead." But instead of using the command, "play dead," to make him fall over, I'll say, "Fus Ro Dah!"
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