Spousal abuse LOL!

Last night I was trying to cure myself of being a werewolf. I checked the wiki, and realized I had missed my first shot and had to do some radiant quests to open up the option to cure myself. So I talked to Farkas. He said, "Someone's been causing trouble in Markarth. Take care of it," and he sent me to brawl MY HUSBAND VORSTAG. So I went to my house in Markarth, and approached Vorstag, who was standing in front of the firepit preparing me a homecooked meal. He said, "Hello, my love," and I beat the crap out of him. I have to admit, I felt pretty terrible about it. Then I remembered how I had to move out of Riften because he was always in the housecarl's room...

I just gigglesnorted coffee out my nose.

Oh Akatosh, this just made my day!